After we had sex, I joked about her high body count, and then she asked me if I wanted to see the notches on her bedpost.
u/Original-Loquat3788 — 1 day ago
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I was at a Vietnamese/Japanese fusion restaurant, and every time I cursed about the service, they brought me multiple bottles of their branded rice wine.
u/Original-Loquat3788 — 5 days ago
▲ 22 r/TwoSentenceComedy
In Schrödinger’s later experiments, what did the duck say when it was released from the box?
u/Original-Loquat3788 — 6 days ago