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Oh Tommy Bum Bum, why you fold when it gets bitter

Talk tough all week then fight night you get littler

They hype you up like you the next big hitter

But every setback turn you to a weak quitter

Oh Tommy Bum Bum yeah they call you elite

Till one wrong step and you collapse in a heap

Built like a tank but your joints kinda weak

Heavyweight king? man that title is cheap

Oh Tommy Bum Bum got a belt with an asterisk

Interim champ yeah we all saw the catch in it

Beat one guy now they scream you the baddest

Skip the real line now you ducking the baddest (Gane)

Oh Tommy Bum Bum what happened to pressure

Soon as it’s heat you ain’t built for the weather

They say you different yeah maybe that’s clever

Different type fighter can’t hold it together

Oh Tommy Bum Bum all the hype and the praise

Future GOAT talk yeah they glazing for days

But greatness ain’t “what if” or “back in my day”

It’s showing up healthy and clearing the way

If Tom did anything good by quitting against Gane, it was proving that stereotypes aren’t always accurate.

Ciryl Gane is the actual heavyweight champ lets be real

Oh Tommy Bum Bum, why you fold when it gets bitter

Talk tough all week then fight night you get littler

They hype you up like you the next big hitter

But every setback turn you to a weak quitter

Oh Tommy Bum Bum yeah they call you elite

Till one wrong step and you collapse in a heap

Built like a tank but your joints kinda weak

Heavyweight king? man that title is cheap

Oh Tommy Bum Bum got a belt with an asterisk

Interim champ yeah we all saw the catch in it

Beat one guy now they scream you the baddest

Skip the real line now you ducking the baddest (Gane)

Oh Tommy Bum Bum what happened to pressure

Soon as it’s heat you ain’t built for the weather

They say you different yeah maybe that’s clever

Different type fighter can’t hold it together

Oh Tommy Bum Bum all the hype and the praise

Future GOAT talk yeah they glazing for days

But greatness ain’t “what if” or “back in my day”

It’s showing up healthy and clearing the way

Hey chat gpt. Make me a really shitty UFC ragebait about how Volk got robbed by Islam in their first fight. Throw in some points about him being a weight bully and only fighting strikers with poor wrestling. Make it really shitty and don’t forget to take out the hyphens so people can’t tell its AI.

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Volk got straight up robbed in that first fight with Islam Makhachev and I’m tired of everyone pretending it was some clear win. Like did we even watch the same fight or are people just hypnotized by the whole dagestani wrestling aura thing. Volk was landing cleaner shots the whole time and actually doing damage while Islam was just holding on for dear life half the fight and calling it “control”

And don’t even get me started on the weight bully stuff. Islam walks around huge for that division cuts a ridiculous amount of weight and then people act shocked when he can just lay on smaller guys. Volk came up from featherweight to fight him and STILL looked like the better fighter most of the time which says everything. If anything Islam should be the one moving up but he knows he loses that size advantage instantly

Also look at Islams resume it’s literally a bunch of strikers with mid wrestling and people act like he’s this unbeatable monster. Yeah no kidding you look dominant when nobody can stop a basic chain wrestle. The moment someone like Volk who actually has good balance and fight IQ shows up suddenly it’s a “close fight” that somehow magically goes to Islam

Volk won that fight and the only reason people say otherwise is because they see a guy hugging legs and assume that means he’s winning. If damage actually mattered Volk takes it easy but I guess we’re just scoring fights based on who can stall better now

Do you want me to make it even more over the top and obviously AI generated, or try one in a totally different fighter matchup and style?