I made Germans very happy today
We know Germans like to stare at people. So today I decided to clean my windows and baby, they were locked in!!! As soon as I started cleaning, people came out to their balconies to watch me clean, the crowd kept increasing with time. Some even called their families to watch in amazement.
Sometimes I’d knowingly miss a section, just to see their reaction, then I’d go back to clean it. It felt satisfying to see that many people so involved in my business. They watched me clean every nook and cranny, every cervix of my windows. I spent over 1 hour cleaning and they were staring the entire time. It felt like window porn.
I plan to clean my windows next in August. I may even do a livestream and a watch party. Who knew that something as simple as cleaning your house windows would make Germans very happy and fulfil their stare fantasy with gracious ease. You all should try it :)