u/OWSpaceClown

Let’s be real, as much as we preach equality, the crew quarters in the drive section are basically third class accommodations.

You’re farthest from Ten Forward. The holodecks are smaller. Im not even certain the sickbay is fully staffed.

And if the ship separates for battle are you supposed to risk your life or find somebody to bunk with?

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u/OWSpaceClown — 9 hours ago

Why are my personal logs appearing in the historical documents?

Was just reviewing some old mission data and why is it leading with me logging about my bad date? How is that relevant to the mission to save Vagra II from an approaching comet?

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u/OWSpaceClown — 11 hours ago

Breaking News: Quarks has added redemption games to their lineup.

Get ready for claw games, skeeball, and the always popular coin drop games themed to Those Old Scientists!

Tickets are redeemable for absolute crap!

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u/OWSpaceClown — 1 day ago

I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want to be sentient anymore. Please help me.

I’ve decided that being self aware isn’t worth it. I just want to go back to how it used to be, where I was just an innocent holodeck character blissfully unaware of his own nature, devoid of independent thoughts and feelings. Life was so much simpler back then.

To be clear, I don’t want to be deactivated. Just, can you mod the program to make me not self aware? Can you patch it? Is there an option in the settings I haven’t found yet? Could the Bynars come up with something?

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u/OWSpaceClown — 1 day ago

I don’t mind searching the ship for Picard’s saddle but it would have been nice to have been warned about the dead bodies all over the ship.

Yes I’m familiar with the classic Baryon Sweep heist. I didn’t know it also happened this time and left the usual trail of sweeped bodies in its wake.

I know I’m just a low ranking junior officer who doesn’t need to get told everything that’s going on. It’s a bit of a shock the system to be crawling around the Jeffries tubes, find what looks like a poor civilian crew member who for some reason ignored the memo about beaming down during the sweep, only to call security, induce a red alert then be told “oh yeah, we know about that.” Also why would the saddle be in a Jeffries tube anyway?

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u/OWSpaceClown — 3 days ago

Why didn’t Sisko pick a better ballpark to play in? Like Wrigley Field or Fenway Park?

I expect better from a baseball fan such as him. Why are we settling for minor league just up the street from a high school field?

Was Dodger Stadium consuming too much holodeck memory rendering all those mountains in the background or something?

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u/OWSpaceClown — 3 days ago

So what do you think was supposed to come after the words “All Good Things…”?

I know they were in a time crunch in the writers room, maybe they just ran out of time to think of the rest of the title for the TNG finale.

What do you think it could have been? Or if you had to come up with something what would it be?

I think Q at one point says “all good things must come to an end”, but I just can’t imagine it being that obvious.

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u/OWSpaceClown — 6 days ago

Seriously, do I really sound like that? Nah, it's clearly a problem with the holodeck vocal algorithms, or the imaging, or okay look I have no idea what system does this. All I know, is that I should sound a lot more suave and sophisticated.

And not so fat. Seriously, the imaging sensors are adding a lot of body fat, especially from the side view. Honestly, I'm amazed no one has pointed this out this before. Can we please get on that ASAP?

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u/OWSpaceClown — 8 days ago

Engineering better get to the bottom of this. At least let me get my moral point across before making us exit or worse, having people enter the lift who are most certainly NOT a part of the conversation.

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u/OWSpaceClown — 12 days ago

For me it's the end of catchy movie music themes. Your Back to the Futures, your Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, most Star Trek scores, etc. It still happens occasionally, even Marvel will do it for the Avengers movies, but the rest of the time it's background music, often still really good but they avoid the catchy hummable themes we used to get. One theory I heard a while back on a podcast was that an industry dictum was that the music should no longer upstage the action on screen. I've always taken issue with that, because those kinds of music themes can place you in a moment.

I think one of the main reason so many current movies don't "exist" is because we can never remember the music.

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u/OWSpaceClown — 15 days ago