u/NotEvenTop3

▲ 886 r/overheard

What's the difference

I overheard my coworkers during lunch.

Coworker A: Dude... Jennifer likes you. Everyone can see it.

Coworker B: All she does is roast me. You heard her this morning. She hated my hoodie.

Coworker A: She hated that your hoodie was salmon.

Coworker B: If it's not my salmon hoodie, it's my SpongeBob socks. Every day she goes out of her way to pick on me.

Coworker A: She wants you, bro. I'll even go as far as to say she probably wants to take off that salmon hoodie and those SpongeBob socks herself.

Coworker B: I don't know, man...

Coworker A: Bruh, if she didn't like you as much as I know she does, then she wouldn't fucking care what you wear.

Coworker B: I don't eat where I shit.

Coworker A: It's I don't shit where I eat.

Coworker B: What's the difference?

Coworker A: ???

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