What's the difference
I overheard my coworkers during lunch.
Coworker A: Dude... Jennifer likes you. Everyone can see it.
Coworker B: All she does is roast me. You heard her this morning. She hated my hoodie.
Coworker A: She hated that your hoodie was salmon.
Coworker B: If it's not my salmon hoodie, it's my SpongeBob socks. Every day she goes out of her way to pick on me.
Coworker A: She wants you, bro. I'll even go as far as to say she probably wants to take off that salmon hoodie and those SpongeBob socks herself.
Coworker B: I don't know, man...
Coworker A: Bruh, if she didn't like you as much as I know she does, then she wouldn't fucking care what you wear.
Coworker B: I don't eat where I shit.
Coworker A: It's I don't shit where I eat.
Coworker B: What's the difference?
Coworker A: ???