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Hello everybody and welcome back to the Winter Lazzo, your weekly Fatui Newsletter!

GOLDEN BUTCHER MASSACRES BORDER TROOPS:

Following a string of disappearances on the Snezhnayan border, Lazzo correspondents have unearthed disturbing data from spy cameras indicating a mass loss of life across all of teyvat. After a thorough investigation by our reporters into previous counts of desertion; the Golden Butcher is estimated to have killed upwards of 27,000 agents across Teyvat. With the recent return of many comrades, the butcher is hungry for blood and is currently charging towards Snezhnaya leaving a bloodbath in their wake. Reports indicate that if they reach Snezhnaya we may witness a disaster not seen since the infamous ‘Persona non Grata’ Massacre.

UNIDENTIFIED OBJECTS DISCOVERED:

Following the establishment of the Kuuvahki Experimental Design Bureau, a top secret project to dispatch long range satellites to gather data about the false sky was initiated. Now, with the launch of the first satellite, officials are shocked at the discovery of 19 unidentified landmasses located near the roof of the false sky. On a better note, triangulation has begun in areas near Chenyu Vale, and The Regrator has told the Lazzo that Snezhnaya will have a precise lock on Celestia’s true location within the next few months

DOTTORE CORPS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT:

After a long round of negotiations at Zapolyarny Palace, the fate of Dottore’s unit is finally decided. Insider sources tell the Lazzo that with the new agreement in place, the Dottore unit will remain an individual entity with limited control from the Tsaritsa, so long as they continue to produce results. Rumors claim that the mysterious ‘Epsilon’ who leads the Dottore unit is to be promoted to the rank of harbinger; but there is no official evidence to this claim.

STRANGE OCCURRENCES IN FATUI OUTPOSTS:

During the Lazzo’s investigation into desertion reports, a large and disturbing amount of unexplained disappearances has been recorded near Sumeru, Fontaine, Mondstadt, and Nod-Krai. All of these disappearances have happened in the weeks following the Nod-Krai Calamity. An official investigation has been launched by Mayor Pulcinella, and results are to be expected soon.

ABYSSAL ACTIVISTS EXECUTED:

In a shocking turn of events, this Tuesday in Belyi Square; a large amount of abyss activist were publicly beheaded. These activists, formed from Fatui agents who grew soft after learning the truth about Hilichurls and Abyss Order monsters’ origins; have long been a minor and relatively unknown group. However, recently the group had been steadily rising in popularity; but maintained a non-violent approach to change. This reason for this shocking change in attitude towards them is currently unknown, but many Snezhnayan citizens are all wondering the same thing; “Have the Fatui gone too far?”

That’s all for today, and remember: “Sharp as Steel, Cold as Ice, Her Majesty’s dream will lead to a man-made future warm and bright!”