u/Navigator_Matt

just to be clear, CM Punk is the only one here who actually won both versions.

Why tf did Vince even flinch?

Winged Eagle - Bret Hart

Big Eagle - Steve Austin

2002 Undisputed Title - Brock Lesnar

Spinner Belt - John Cena

2013 Title - Randy Orton

Network Title - AJ Styles

2023 Undisputed Title - Cody Rhodes

I want my fucking LIMES back fella 🍋‍🟩 🍋‍🟩

Anybody here heard the news that a sex tape of him came out? And apparently a minor was involved in it. And also urination was involved. What in the actual hell?

CRUNCHY CRUNCHY CRUNCHY CRUNCHY

This is the most “watching Disney XD in the summer of 2012” looking commercial I’ve ever seen.

Listen, American breakfast is the worst. Your bacon is SCRAWNY. About half a gram of protein in that. Your sausage looks like hamburger. You need an English breakfast. Get yourself over to England. Trust me, you get beans, tomatoes, REAL sausage, Cumberland sausage, REAL smoked bacon and black pudding which is pigs blood. Cooked pigs blood. It’s gorgeous. And also fried bread. I won’t go to fucking Waffle House. I’ll fly back to England and get a proper scran. A scranahashy if you must. A real feast, English breakfast. ‘Cause we do it best and you stole our language 😂