u/N2and2Uzi222

This...concerns the meat packing room...

*Sigh*

As an employee of the meat packing room, I am assuming leadership of the meat packing room. With our boss losing their memories, and most of the meat packing room infected with...something...that leaves control with me.

As much as it pains me, I can't get rid of the rot(?) from the lower levels of the meat packing room, so...stay cozy while you can, until I can restore boss and return control to him.

After that point?

...forget it...we'll talk about it if we ever get there.

For now, I control layer 1 of the meat packing room and all willing and non-sapient employees of the meat packing room...

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u/N2and2Uzi222 — 1 day ago

I just wish.

I wish I had a better mom

I wish I wasn't so lazy

I wish I wasn't born in such a broken family, that my sister didn't leave.

I wish I didn't inherit my parent's worse traits. Their hypocrisy, anger issues.

I'm so tired.

I wish I had someone to hug.

That loved me genuinely.

That said, "it's okay. Everything will be fine."

That said, "I love you."

...that I wasn't such a coward.

I had so many good chances.

The abused... Almost always become the abusers in the end.

I really take after my mother.

I...im so tired.

No...this isn't a suicide note...

I'm too cowardly to do that.

Welp. See you all tomorrow...

There's always a tomorrow.

For better or for worse.

Maybe tomorrow will be better

Or worse.

It doesn't matter, in the end.

...i hope you'll take good care of your children...if you grow up and have any...

Be there for them.

Support them.

Not just financially...and emotionally.

Hug them a little, won't you?

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u/N2and2Uzi222 — 4 days ago

[¡VIRUS ALERT!]

(ignore the meeple virus)

This...stand, is not a traditional stand. Think of it as...something like another stand called cheap trick?

It manifests as a bunch of creative interpretations of digital viruses in the wild, and can "infect" normal people, people with potential to manifest stands, and rarely, fully-fledged stand users.

Each virus is usually unique, and they vary greatly. For example, a virus may be vicious and outright malicious to its host, terrorising them. Or it may be helpful or passive, assisting them, simply wandering off aimlessly or even hanging around listlessly like an invisible dead weight.

Their abilities also range wildly. Some are extremely specific, such as a case where a dairy-obsessed man contracted [¡VIRUS ALERT!] and gained the ability...to spontaneously milk any milk-bearing cow within five feet while having direct and prolonged eye contact for 3 seconds. We have no idea how he even found that out given he lives in the city...maybe it was during a vacation to a farm..? The ability can also be extremely...non-specific and confusing, like a case where a person would slowly generate a duplicate of a "ball" that they've seen before every 4-10 days. Unfortunately, the "ball" in question ranged from an actual baseball to anything *remotely* spherical. This...as we would soon find out...includes the moon. The...subject in question was quote: "terminated, blasted into oblivion" after a rogue stand user killed the poor idiot when they found the subject's stand was generating the moon (or at the very least a piece of it) and put both of them down in order to stop the moon from fully forming.

...but hey... At least we have a bunch of moon dust in our inventory now! *ahem* sorry that was unprofessional and insensitive of me.

Some of these viruses can form into very special categories, such as the clippit(s), which look like some sort of knock-off clippy. Their ability is to "autocorrect" actions. For example, if you were to trip, it would autocorrect you to be standing, or if you dropped a mug whilst attempting to place it down, it would autocorrect to where they were supposed to go. This can even work on multiple other people at the same time! However, it is ***EXTREMELY*** adverse to fighting and aggression. It will never use its abilities to intentionally hurt someone, directly and even indirectly (as far as it can foretell at the very least). It will go as far as to sabotage its user and possibly even their allies, and has shown to have the ability to leave their hosts, and find a more suitable one. They have sapience and are very intelligent and well mannered, seemingly understanding every language and even sensing their user's emotions!

u/N2and2Uzi222 — 5 days ago

10% off your next visit to the cancer room!

:D

Oh also we added a tiny lil radioactive frog into the porcelain tub

I think it actively feeds off radiation because it's laying on the superheated uranium and croaking happily

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u/N2and2Uzi222 — 16 days ago