u/MoochoMaas

Adam asks God for partner ...

God: So how are you liking Paradise, Adam ?
Adam: Oh it's beautiful, but I noticed all the animals have females. Can I have one?
God: Yes, but it will cost you an arm and a leg ?
Adam: That's pretty steep! What Can I get for a rib?

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u/MoochoMaas — 2 days ago