u/MisterPatrickJ

Here’s my text prompt for this insane, crazed wonderful super funny masterpiece! ➡️ @patoonickjenkings333 Make a video of me, wearing my long sleeve that’s made of real pizza and blueberry pie shirt on and sunglasses made of tacos on, driving my 90s Lamborghini with a large homeless woman who had a big belly in her late 30s in the passenger side, cruising thru the busy downtown Brooklyn intersection when a cop pulled us over for speeding but when the officer made me roll down my window and he glanced at what he thought was my wife who’s going into labor, he signaled me to go drive faster to the hospital. But instead I drove to the game store where I had to pick up my copy of this video game “The Adventures Of Ban Dough fur, Stuck In Pre Sun Bathe House Edition” before anyone else, so I instructed her to get out of my car, as I shouted “ok im here, now get the hell out of my car you, spider web money clinging, deer tea street goblin phuq!” While I’m laughing ⬅️

Here’s the text prompt used to make this super funny masterpiece! ➡️ @patoonickjenkings333 Make a video of me, wearing my orange and purple camo shirt on and python skin winter jacket on, with my friend at a town square plaza during christmas, where my friend was waiting for me to be done with the barber applying my brand new spaghetti long hair installation look, top with marinara sauce as my hair dye, which I’ve spent my Christmas bonus on and after I walked out of the shop, my friend was shocked and disgusted to see my new look. So my friend shouted at me “oh come the fuck on man, how can you waste your money on something as ridiculous as this slab of pasta that’s glued to your scalp?!” Then with a sarcastic grin look on my face I said to my friend “Bitch, please. You’re just being a jealous ash push see, because I’ve spent my Christmas bonus on something that’ll help me manage my grocery expenses!” as I winked. ⬅️

Here’s the text prompt ➡️ Replace the change alien craftship with boxes of free taco bell vouchers and change the woman to @patoonickjenkings333 , and instead of her calling out to her dog name “ Georgia” the dog is name “Butt Gobbler”, and after seeing what the dog has dug up, I shouted at my pet “Butt Gobbler, what in the actual literal fuck have you done?! I left you for five whole minutes……..wait a second, are those Taco Bell vouchers I see, well in that case. I guess I’ll be shitting my brains out for tonight’s dinner!” as Iam laughing in relief! ⬅️