u/Miserable-Mud5664

I really hope these 5 reasons can convince you as to why we should convert the alumni green into a carpark.

1. More carpark - With more carpark, more cars can safely park close to UTS, meaning more of us can drive to UTS and not worry as much about getting a car park.

2. In a rush - Sometimes we are in a rush for class, and with a carpark in the middle of campus, we can make sure we get to class on time. This would be a huge time saver for those times we are in a rush, and would as a result improve UTS education.

3. Renovations - By getting rid of the alumni green, we no longer need to worry about Building 1 blocking the sunlight needed for the grass to be green. This means we can make Building 1 even taller, as it currently is a bit too small. This would then make potential for Building 1 to be a national landmark, and potentially the 8th wonder of the world.

4. Removal of HS students - Everyone always says they’re sick of the HS students in our library. Well, with this new carpark we can accommodate for more ambulances, for when we have to physically remove these HS students ourselves, meaning more library for us UTS students.

5. Dodgem car society - We can pave the way for dodgem car society, where we can crash and bump into other peoples cars, and have fun. The chancellor of UTS has agreed to use some of his enormous salary to pay for all vehicle damages, and this will also give us something to watch, or take part in when waiting for class to start.

I will be going out to the alumni green on the 12th of February at 11am with petitions for everyone to sign. Be there, or be square.