It’s unbelievable that the person who decided to fuck anatomy so dirty spent years working on House MD. The irony.
I still can’t get over this. Complete destruction of the genitals without immediate vessel ligation equals massive blood loss and near-instant infection. Even if by some miracle he didn’t bleed out on the spot, a day without treatment is practically guaranteed sepsis. The distance between RR and KL is around ~300 miles. Based on that, and their leisurely pace, this bro spent 9-12 days in a closed box in burnt armor, with his severe burns, many broken bones, an unreduced bone sticking out of his leg, and "more injuries within". And as if that wasn’t enough, you’re adding BURST COCK on top of it? You don’t need to be a medic to understand that surviving this is impossible, how do you not get that after working for years on a medical show? And for what? I genuinely don’t understand what’s driving these writing decisions of hers - incompetence or she knows it’s absurd, but her misandry and the urge to humiliate the characters she hates just override all.
And Idk why it never occurred to them to even include the first aid scene at RR if it was even necessary so any of this would make a shred of sense. Apparently nothing in Westeros is capable of healing anything except Orwyle’s miracle salad.