u/Meyhame

3 rats are boasting about how badass they are

1st one goes: when they lay out poison for me I crush it up and snort it.

2nd one goes when they lay traps out for me I purposely trip and bench them like I'm at the gym.

3rd turns and goes to leave. 1st and 2nd look at each other and ask him where he's going.

"I gotta go fuck the cat"