"Don't tell my wife she's dying. She'll be a total bitch about it."
u/MetallicaDash — 21 hours ago
u/MetallicaDash
Except for a certain group of people... you know which ones I'm talking about.
u/MetallicaDash — 22 hours ago
Everyone who gave the go-ahead on that launch should have been charged with manslaughter
u/MetallicaDash — 2 days ago
This has rule 34- OF COURSE IT DOES THAT'S WHAT RULE 34 MEANS!
u/MetallicaDash — 2 days ago
"The Spiral Path is nothing special, just happened to be the first SCP discovered. Moving on..."
u/MetallicaDash — 3 days ago
One afternoon to be a normal dog, then off to space
u/MetallicaDash — 3 days ago
Which one of us killed the serial rapist/burglar/attempted murderer that's been terrorizing the town for years without any convictions? Gee I have no clue
u/MetallicaDash — 3 days ago
Next you're gonna tell me it popped off and landed EXACTLY where the soil sampler was supposed to hit but WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF-
u/MetallicaDash — 3 days ago
In Fourteen Hundred Ninety-Two Columbus crashed the Santa Maria into a reef and the Pinta just fucking disappeared for 3 months
u/MetallicaDash — 7 days ago