What’s the most savage thing your kids have said to each other?
Caught this exchange between my 4 and 6 year old and I’m still processing it:
“I’M GOING TO TELL MOM ON YOU!”
“Why not tell Dad? He’s RIGHT there. Is it because you know he won’t do anything? Does that make you think maybe I’m not even being bad and that YOU’RE the bad one!?”
So now I’m sitting here trying to figure out if this means I’ve successfully positioned myself as the “only escalate to Dad in case of emergency” parent… or if I’ve just been absolutely exposed as a non-factor.
Either way, my 6 year old is out here running full cross-examination like a tiny defense attorney and it’s honestly a little bone chilling.
Dads… what’s the most savage psychological warfare your kids have pulled on each other?
u/MemoirDad — 6 hours ago