I attached the dogs in 2, 4, 7 and 8 (not in order) that the comment is referring to
I'm definitely not one to ignore how dangerous pitbull mixes can be (I was bit by a pitbull mutt as a kid), but calling a dog a psychopath because it was specifically bred to be aggressive is insane, lol
It's not the dog's fault we meddled with its genetics
I find it really strange how this advert discourages making your own matcha. I mean, obviously they'd want you to not make your own (so you buy more of theirs) but the framing feels strange. It treats making your own stuff like a chore
Personally I find making myself matcha kind of therapeutic, so maybe that's why it stood out to me
The message is basically 'don't bother making your own stuff, we'll do it for you'. I've seen that rhetoric with so many adverts lately.
It's like everything has to be in an impossible to mess up, easily digestible package.
Maybe I'm just looking too much into it, lol
This is just tragic
A face of pure befuddlement. He's not just disappointed, he's utterly disillusioned. Bewildered. Flummoxed. Rattled.
And Gingerbrave shyly declining the magazine?
-9999 aura
He tried to tie his hair up to make himself 'more efficient', but still woke up with hair all over his face as per usual (Source: I watch him through his laptop camera)
He's also lost his glasses, again... nothing another cup of espresso can't fix
If you're wondering where the weirdly shaped light source is, I'm wondering too 😭 I just wanted to signify the sun is rising in this image
Sloppily drawn Espresseline is still Espresseline 🙏 may the agenda thrive
Also, do we get the reference? 🥹
I think the parents are pretty obvious, especially for Two-Tone Cookie... bro looks EXACTLY like his dad (he's even plagiarising his pose)
The reason they're both in uniform is because I couldn't come up with clothes the second they were born they were put straight to work in the abomination factory by papa
Two-Tone loves doing the hands-on work, while Butter Coffee is more of a theoretical worker (because in theory he could work, but he doesn't)
(Insert 'I want more kids!' image but with Espresso and Madeline)
Roasted Flour is the younger of the two, a smug prodigy who inherited the strength and precision of both respective parents
Honey Coffee is... there too. (lazy ass inherited Espresso's stubbornness, Madeline's vanity and not much else)
Espresseline in the big 2026 🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️ may do more children for other ships later
Posting this here because it made me laugh, but all the comments are pearl clutching and calling for the post to be taken down/OP to be banned
I'm not sure if this is a stupid question or not, lol. I understand that if I don't wish for them now I'll lose the option later, but if I've wished for all of them is it the same rule?
Or do we just not know yet? 😭
When the drawing so ass you need to overlay 10000 special effects to hide it 🥹🥹
VL and GW are carefree cookies, so carefree that they use their magic to hypnotise others into doing all their work for them... lazy assholes
They spend all day drinking and playing songs, as Satyrs do