▲ 12 r/deduction
Based on my animals who am I?
6 dogs
One cat
14 goats
One cow and calf
One guinea pig
30 something chickens( only include the cute baby's)
what do you guys deduct (other then am crazy)?
u/MasterpieceLeft9850 — 7 days ago
u/MasterpieceLeft9850
This is Clementine, she is 17 months old, I'm have trouble training her, she knows 9 commands reliable, come, heel, off, up, drop it, no , bed, and be nice (stop barking/ growling) go ( free to run),
She knows sit kinda
I'm trying to teach her stay, down (lie down), and fetch, and it's going horribly she just doesn't get it, she just starts getting it and forgot everything the next day i am so out of ideas
u/MasterpieceLeft9850 — 10 days ago
▲ 72 r/poodles
This is Clementine, she is 17 months old, I'm have trouble training her, she knows 10 commands reliable, come, heel, off, up, drop it, no , bed, and be nice (stop barking/ growling) go ( free to run), and still ( stand completely still for grooming)
She knows sit kinda
I'm trying to teach her stay, down (lie down), and fetch, and it's going horribly she just doesn't get it, she just starts getting it and forgot everything the next day me and her trainer are out of ideas
u/MasterpieceLeft9850 — 10 days ago
▲ 44 r/confession
OK so when I was a kid my family had I bunch of hogs, we'd raise them and then sell them every year. And every once I awhile my brother and I got a little bored. So we'd lasso the hogs and try to ride them. And honestly It was a blast, but one time we took it a little to far... we were digging a round in the barn for something and we found a bunch of cans beer, it was super old, and when we popped a can it stunk. So i was like why not give it to the hogs, so we did, dumped it all out it the mama pig grain, she and all her piglets ate it all up, and they went crazy, running and squealing, and right out of the pen, completely smashed the whole side of the shed, then my whole family comes running out to get the mama pig and the piglets put back, I took us a good hour or so to get them put back. But the next morning when we went to feed them they were just laying around, honestly we thought they were dead, until we went up to them and realized thay were just sleeping, all those hogs must of had the worst hangover ever they were all out for at least two days.
everyone except my brother telling the story about the day the mama pig went crazy and it will stay that way
Moral of the story don't feed hog alcohol they will get drunk and kids are very stupid 🤣🤣🤣
u/MasterpieceLeft9850 — 14 days ago