AMERICAS:
100 thieves: only five of them
cloud nine: only five of them + not clouds
evil geniuses: not evil
furia: idk what this one means
kru: idk what this one means
leviathan: idk what this one means
loud: yeah their fans are loud
made in brazil: yes they were made in brazil
nrg: i mean i guess they have energy
sentinels: yes they play sentinels
g2: there are more than two of them
envy: yeah i'm sure they feel envy for teams with actual wins
PACIFIC:
detonation focus me: not detonating
kiwoom rx: bro what does this even mean
gen g: bro what does this even mean
global esports: yeah its global esports
paper rex: not paper nor t rexes
rex regum quon: no international trophy yet so not the king of kings
t1: yeah i mean they are a tier 1 team
team secret: nothing secret about the nepotism
zeta division: they sure do play like they're divided why are we peeking one by one
full sense: yeah i mean primmie definitely has spider senses
nongshim redforce: i mean they're red close enough ig
varrel: bro what does this even mean
EMEA:
bbl esports: not really a bbl on the team
fnatic: yup they're fanatics
fut esports: not playing football so no
karmine corp: i mean i guess they are a corporation
natus vincere: what does this mean
team heretics: they are a team. unsure if they are heretics
team liquid: they are solids
team vitality: they sure don't play with vitality
giantx: all normal sized
gentle mates: they are gentle and they seem like mates
pacific esports: bro this is emea
eternal fire: not eternal nor on fire
CN:
all gamers: not all gamers are on the team
bilibili gaming: yup bilibili owns them
edward gamimg: no one on the team named edward
funplus phoenix: they don't play phoenix every game
jd gaming: what does this stand for
nova esports: not a supernova
titan esports: normal sized players
trace esports: this isn't overwatch
tyloo: what
wolves esports: no wolves
dragon ranger gaming: no dragons
xi lai gaming: their gaming does not make me feel xi lai
CONCLUSION: TEAMS THAT LIVE UP TO THEIR NAMES: 12/48
(loud, mibr, sentinels, nrg, envy, global esports, zeta divison, full sense, fnatic, gentle mates, bilibili gaming)
