u/Malted_Barley0666

For over a year now, I’ve never once received a package from these bastards the day they said I would. I’ve had liquor sit in a hot shipping container outside a distribution center for over a week (not good for a fancy bottle of scotch). I’ve had to sign for a package so I left my wife and four-year-old without transportation at a kids’ science center for an eternity because FedEx’s regarded tracker showed the driver a mile from my house only to have that driver bypass my subdivision and proceed to miss the delivery window by over an hour. I can only hope the pictured shipment isn’t on its way to an extended vacation in Mexico.

When is FedEx going to get its act together? I want to burn these motherfuckers to the ground.

I placed my order within two minutes of the beginning of the instock sale and it’s already in FedEx’s hands. Props to the shipping team at Four Horsemen!