Not only do you hate the super nutritious nectar that is milk, which made humans the superior species, and disrespect the hard working farmers who produce it, but for some reason you're also intolerant to people who lack toes? It's not their fault they were in an accident or have diabetes.
Typically neutral grip is described as the easiest variation of pull ups. But yet I seem to struggle with them the most.
Just to paint a picture, at my peak I was doing weighted pull ups with 40kg added for 3 reps, chin ups for 40kg for 5 reps or 45 for 3 reps, but with neutrals I've never managed more than 35kg for 3-4 reps. I also could only do about 16 bodyweight neutrals when I was doing 20+ of both pull ups and chin ups.
Is it just the fact that it's the variation I've done the least of, or perhaps just the unique structure of my body? I'm having trouble making sense of it.
You have to accent some of them differently to make it work but I had some fun thinking of them after seeing the scene lol. Please do add your own.
A guy leaves his office late to find his car missing from the parking lot. You think that's me? No. I am, the one who locks.
A guy finds himself with no food left over during a hurricane and can't run over to the store until it's over. You think that's me? No, I am the one who stocks.
A guy drives to the rim on a last second shot attempt and gets stuffed to end the game. You think that's me? No. I am, the one who blocks.
A guy decides to spend the night on his sailboat and gets blown out into the open sea. You think that's me? No, I am the one who docks.
Guy works overtime but forgets to clock in and doesn't get paid. Me? Think again. I am the one who clocks.
A guy goes to a concert and watches the band energetically perform from the back row. Me? Nah son. I am the one who rocks.
A guy gets his personal info leaked online. Think that's me? Think again. I am the one who dox.
I know a guy who's time is ticking out. It's not me. Because I am the one who tocks.
A guy leaves his tourist group while sightseeing and gets lost. Couldn't be me buddy. I am the one who flocks.
A guy gets made fun of. And you think that's me. No no no. I am the one who mocks.