u/LonelySomewhere1414

Context: So, basically right. There's this event called the Intel Extreme Masters. It was held in Kraków this year. So, basically. I met this weird but cool looking guy outside and asked me if I wanted some good stuff.

I said okay; thinking it was a joke, and then he pulled out a bag of methamphetamine. I'm like "WOAH WOAH WOAH, WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S ILLEGAL MAN"

But this guy then said "No no no, It's okay man. I give it to you for £5."

Then I'm like, to myself: "oh shit... that is indeed a good offer... Wait, but, £5? Nah lemme bargain with him real quick"

"Okay, I buy from you for £3"

"WTF JUNGE1!1!1!1, I SAID £5"

"Okay, how about £4?"

"Ok bro, sold"

I opened the bag and took a quick sniff just to make sure that I didn't get scammed. When I came to learn that it was the real stuff. I was then like: "Thanks man, What's your name by the way just in case I need more?"

"Oh man, Mein name ist Pantalohne. I am the Neunte der Fatui Harbingers."

I don't know what the fuck that meant, So I just took this selfie with him regardless cuz he seem to look like a famous person.

Anyways, That's my confession. What he didn't know though was that £4 was a counterfeit. Ok, bye.

"Why yes, of course lad."