I have a couple jokes, essentially a monologue since I have no idea what I’m doing, any tips are appreciated.
- Now I know I’m not a failure, even though that’s what society wants me to think because I’m not a hot girl, just an overweight white guy
- After living with a woman, I’ve discovered that getting her pissed off turns me on, maybe I do have a kink of my fiancé thinking I’m a failure?
- As to not be a failure I took a job as a painter and realized I wasn’t fucked up enough for it. No DUI’s or arrests for indecent exposure.
- After I left that I applied to work at a bank, and I’ll say it’s not what I thought. There was no JP Morgan exec type woman ready to ruin me, I just sit next to a 70 year old lady all day that asks me stupid questions
Now these are all incomplete thoughts, I need to string them together, or just start over. Any thoughts help.