u/Lizzie_Mint4019

So, following a new DM request, the final part of this morning’s conversation went something like this -

Me
I should tell you that I’m not into men in a ‘sharing a hammock for sex’ kind of way

Him
Oh yeah, haha, that would be kinda difficult

Me
What I’m trying to say, tactfully, is that I’m into women

Him
Ohhh.  Cute!!!   Wait I love asking this when I meet a gay person

How long did it take you to be you?  Completely.

And I totally get it.  Women are IT.  Such icons

Me
I think we’ve probably come to the end of our conversation.  I thank you for your interest…