u/LavTheBork

I don't do this job for the money, I do this job so I can post screen shots like this and farm reddit karma.

I'm a really good person, and like... Those flowers are going to someone's mom. I have a mom, I think everyone at least has one mom. What if I was a mom? I'd want flowers.

Told them keep the tip, and then I told them happy mother's Day. They cried, I cried, the NSA agent who reads my texts cried, the AI data center that farms our post cried.

Stay blessed.

All jokes aside - man, this has to be a record for furthest delivery mileage I've personally ever seen.