TIFU by bringing a duck into my house
So there’s a pond near my house and I’ve been feeding a few ducks when I’m on my way to work. I began feeding them daily since a few weeks ago and there’s this one duck that steals all the food and has grown quite rather fat.
So one morning, when I was fed up with the fat duck’s bullshit, when I saw him attacking the other ducks during feeding time. I concocted a brilliant plan (at the time) to kidnap the duck so that the other ducks will have more food to eat.
So at 3am in the wee morning, I brought a large fishing net and went down the pond. Fortunately, the fat duck was sleeping by the side of the pond as he had gotten too fat to float easily on water.
Sneaking up to it, I duck-napped it into my net and placed him into a plastic bag, sneaking it home.
So here I am in the afternoon, with a fat duck waddling around my house typing on Reddit, unsure of what to do. Probably gotta return it because it’s illegal here to duck-nap wildlife.
TL;DR: Kidnapped duck, it’s quacking and running around my room now.
Update: Called animal services, placed it back in the pond. The other ducks are congregating around it by the pond like they’ve seen their long lost compatriot.