Special parking
Pulled into a parking lot at a public park the other day and discovered a woman sitting in a giant SUV with the engine idling, scrolling on her phone. The problem was, even though there were multiple open spots, she'd chosen to park in the unmarked travel lane across from four empty parking spots. The lot had spots painted on one side, with an area for travel in the lot just wide enough for two vehicles to pass. She'd placed herself squarely in the travel lane because apparently parking normally is for chumps.
Being a chump who generally follows the laws of the land I pulled into the closest spot, mostly because I didn't want to try to squeeze past this weirdo and park further in where I can't see my vehicle from the park. Naturally, this required a bit of maneuvering to get in. As I was backing up to get positioned better in the lane, Karen apparently wanted to make sure I saw her giant vehicle. She laid on the horn. Having seen her just fine and with my rear several feet away, I backed up further than needed to get in. Then I did it twice more for fun, getting inches away each time. Gotta make sure she sees the correct way to park, right?
She laid off the horn and was absolutely fascinated by her phone when I got out and gave her a friendly smile and wave.