
Riddle me this cockroach pros
Why do cockroaches have the defenses of Greek gods, can adapt better than big raga, 4 inches long, bleach resistant, and can FLY? They don’t need to be doin allat, like your already gods bro, you don’t need more😭

Why do cockroaches have the defenses of Greek gods, can adapt better than big raga, 4 inches long, bleach resistant, and can FLY? They don’t need to be doin allat, like your already gods bro, you don’t need more😭
I have around 6 cockroaches in my room right now, so I have decided to deploy the tactical cats to try and deal with them. It is 12 in the morning and I have school tomorrow. I can’t sleep in my room cause the roaches till it now. they are at least 4 inches long. Pretty sure there what we call “palmetto bugs,” and they can fucking fly. Like, fast. We are also extremely poor so no exterminator. Should I burn down my house or keep the cats at them? I am so fucked bro💔
Edit: I have been hiding in the bathroom with bleach spray and a shoe while my cats do their thing. I won’t let them do this in the future but I do not know how to stop their wrath so I’ll leave them for tonight. I’ll also get those glue traps, thanks a lot yall!