u/KyteApps

im sitting in my office in CP watching a monkey steal a guys frooti and i just had a 200 IQ idea.

the govt spends crores on "monkey catchers" and security guards. why?? instead of fighting them, we should train them to do civic work. imagine a monkey with a tiny bodycam that reports potholes to the MCD. or monkeys that catch chain snatchers in metro stations.

we pay them in bananas and bread (way cheaper than minimum wage). plus, nobody is gonna mess with a monkey cop. u try to jump a red light? a monkey jumps on your windshield. instant discipline.

delhi would be the first "primate-integrated city" in the world. its a win win for everyone except the people who sell frooti. thoughts??

im sitting in my office in CP watching a monkey steal a guys frooti and i just had a 200 IQ idea.

the govt spends crores on "monkey catchers" and security guards. why?? instead of fighting them, we should train them to do civic work. imagine a monkey with a tiny bodycam that reports potholes to the MCD. or monkeys that catch chain snatchers in metro stations.

we pay them in bananas and bread (way cheaper than minimum wage). plus, nobody is gonna mess with a monkey cop. u try to jump a red light? a monkey jumps on your windshield. instant discipline.

delhi would be the first "primate-integrated city" in the world. its a win win for everyone except the people who sell frooti. thoughts??

im sitting in my office in CP watching a monkey steal a guys frooti and i just had a 200 IQ idea.

the govt spends crores on "monkey catchers" and security guards. why?? instead of fighting them, we should train them to do civic work. imagine a monkey with a tiny bodycam that reports potholes to the MCD. or monkeys that catch chain snatchers in metro stations.

we pay them in bananas and bread (way cheaper than minimum wage). plus, nobody is gonna mess with a monkey cop. u try to jump a red light? a monkey jumps on your windshield. instant discipline.

delhi would be the first "primate-integrated city" in the world. its a win win for everyone except the people who sell frooti. thoughts??

im sitting in my office in CP watching a monkey steal a guys frooti and i just had a 200 IQ idea.

the govt spends crores on "monkey catchers" and security guards. why?? instead of fighting them, we should train them to do civic work. imagine a monkey with a tiny bodycam that reports potholes to the MCD. or monkeys that catch chain snatchers in metro stations.

we pay them in bananas and bread (way cheaper than minimum wage). plus, nobody is gonna mess with a monkey cop. u try to jump a red light? a monkey jumps on your windshield. instant discipline.

delhi would be the first "primate-integrated city" in the world. its a win win for everyone except the people who sell frooti. thoughts??

guys i was stuck at dhaula kuan for 45 mins today and i realized something. the problem isnt too many cars. the problem is the cars are too slow.

if the DMRC just installs massive electromagnets on the bottom of the yellow line and blue line trains, and we all glue a small metal plate to the roof of our cars... we can literally just "latch on" to the metro from below.

u dont even need to drive. you just park under the metro track, the magnet turns on, and you zip to gurgaon at 80kmph while u sit in your car eating momos.

it solves pollution (engines stay off), it solves traffic (cars are literally flying), and its way cheaper than a tunnel. if elon musk can do it with tubes why cant we do it with magnets??

guys i was stuck at dhaula kuan for 45 mins today and i realized something. the problem isnt too many cars. the problem is the cars are too slow.

if the DMRC just installs massive electromagnets on the bottom of the yellow line and blue line trains, and we all glue a small metal plate to the roof of our cars... we can literally just "latch on" to the metro from below.

u dont even need to drive. you just park under the metro track, the magnet turns on, and you zip to gurgaon at 80kmph while u sit in your car eating momos.

it solves pollution (engines stay off), it solves traffic (cars are literally flying), and its way cheaper than a tunnel. if elon musk can do it with tubes why cant we do it with magnets??

guys i was stuck at dhaula kuan for 45 mins today and i realized something. the problem isnt too many cars. the problem is the cars are too slow.

if the DMRC just installs massive electromagnets on the bottom of the yellow line and blue line trains, and we all glue a small metal plate to the roof of our cars... we can literally just "latch on" to the metro from below.

u dont even need to drive. you just park under the metro track, the magnet turns on, and you zip to gurgaon at 80kmph while u sit in your car eating momos.

it solves pollution (engines stay off), it solves traffic (cars are literally flying), and its way cheaper than a tunnel. if elon musk can do it with tubes why cant we do it with magnets??

guys i was stuck at dhaula kuan for 45 mins today and i realized something. the problem isnt too many cars. the problem is the cars are too slow.

if the DMRC just installs massive electromagnets on the bottom of the yellow line and blue line trains, and we all glue a small metal plate to the roof of our cars... we can literally just "latch on" to the metro from below.

u dont even need to drive. you just park under the metro track, the magnet turns on, and you zip to gurgaon at 80kmph while u sit in your car eating momos.

it solves pollution (engines stay off), it solves traffic (cars are literally flying), and its way cheaper than a tunnel. if elon musk can do it with tubes why cant we do it with magnets??

guys i was stuck at dhaula kuan for 45 mins today and i realized something. the problem isnt too many cars. the problem is the cars are too slow.

if the DMRC just installs massive electromagnets on the bottom of the yellow line and blue line trains, and we all glue a small metal plate to the roof of our cars... we can literally just "latch on" to the metro from below.

u dont even need to drive. you just park under the metro track, the magnet turns on, and you zip to gurgaon at 80kmph while u sit in your car eating momos.

it solves pollution (engines stay off), it solves traffic (cars are literally flying), and its way cheaper than a tunnel. if elon musk can do it with tubes why cant we do it with magnets??