u/AutomaticProfit2155

im sitting in my office in CP watching a monkey steal a guys frooti and i just had a 200 IQ idea.

the govt spends crores on "monkey catchers" and security guards. why?? instead of fighting them, we should train them to do civic work. imagine a monkey with a tiny bodycam that reports potholes to the MCD. or monkeys that catch chain snatchers in metro stations.

we pay them in bananas and bread (way cheaper than minimum wage). plus, nobody is gonna mess with a monkey cop. u try to jump a red light? a monkey jumps on your windshield. instant discipline.

delhi would be the first "primate-integrated city" in the world. its a win win for everyone except the people who sell frooti. thoughts??