A 80 year old Jewish man goes for a checkup
The doctor says "I'm amazed, how do you keep in such good shape". Guy says "I'm a jewish golfer,I wake up before dawn, I play 18 holes, i have my Schnapps, All is well". Doctor says " Thats good, but your must have incredible genes.Tell me, how old was your father when he dies" The man is outraged and says "Who says my father died god forbid! He's 99 years old, i played gold with him this morning, we had our Schnapps, and that's why he is still alive.He is a jewish golfer". The doctor is surprised and says "Okay thats great but genes have got to play some part of it, how old was your grandfather when he died". The jewish man is outraged once again and says " Who said my grandfather died god forbid! He's a 118 years old, and he loves his Schnapps". "And i suppose he played golf with you today?" Asks the doctos. "Oh no, Grandpa could not play today cause he's getting married tonight" . The doctor could not have been more surprised and asks " Getting married! Why on earth is a 118 year old man getting maried". "Who says he's getting married" replies the jewish man " His mother made him!".