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What’s the funniest thing your kid(s) believe about you?
I told my daughter (3) in the past that my job was to “make grass green”, since I work on a golf course. We’re finally at the point in the year where all the snow is melted and days are warm, so things are turning green outside. While driving in the car with my daughter today, she suddenly yelled “Grass is green! Thank you dad!”
She believes I am responsible for all the green grass in our entire town, possibly the entire planet. What are your kids’ funny beliefs?
u/Kronobo — 5 days ago