u/KobayashiWaifu

Stop giving me one or two movies from a trilogy. Don't bother letting me watch the first two seasons of a show if you're going to leave me hanging until you get rights to air the third season. Knock it off. Why would anyone in their right mind only want parts 1,2,4, and 6???

I'M NOT GOING TO SUBSCRIBE IF YOUR CATALOG IS FULL OF HOLES, JUST LET ME BINGE WITHOUT FORCING ME TO RENT THE REST OF THE STORYLINE

(edited to correct ranting about the wrong hole)

Shall I compare thee to a fast food place?

Thou art more local and delic'i'ous.

Grilled meats do shake thine tasting buds in haste,

But money's tight and hunger serious.

Nighttime's too hot to turn the oven on

And too often cravings cannot be dimmed.

Double beef, cheese drip, pickle on thicc buns,

Jalapeño sauce (or not!), veggie trimmed.

May thy eternal pleasures never fade

Nor menus change with the passing of time.

Nor shall Death conquer devout converts made

As all ducks watched are fed with secret fries.

So long as Lanstronauts love to eat cheap

So long lives the Broi'l, right up the street.