My first prep & colonoscopy experience
This will be a long one but, I found it really useful reading everyone’s experiences so thought I’d share mine just in case it helps anyone. I’m 38f UK, I had a gynaecological MRI prior to a hospital appointment which showed thickening of my descending/sigmoid colon so my GP ran some blood tests and had me do a fit test, this came back at 89 so I was referred on the urgent suspected colorectal pathway, this was on the Thursday and the hospital called me Tuesday to say I’d been booked for a colonoscopy on the Thursday and said I needed to go and collect my bowel prep. Plenvu & instructions collected, luckily I knew about the low residue diet so I started it straight away after the call and luckily due to my anxiety being sky high I hadn’t eaten much for the last few days. Wednesday was prep day so had some toast around 8am then swapped to clear liquids only. I mixed up my prep with 500ml cold water and put back in the fridge until 1pm when it was time to take it at 1pm. Before I started I applied Vaseline before the toilet trips started.. I was so anxious about what was to come having never done anything like this before but 1pm came around and I got my prep along with apple juice and some lemon squash to sip after. Managed to get the prep down over an hour by having a small glass through a straw every 15 minutes, it wasn’t pleasant but not the worst thing I’ve tasted though the last glass did make me gag. 2:15pm only 15 minutes after starting I got the first urge to go, not too bad and I applied sudocrem straight after to protect the area. Had a lot of false alarm movements where I had to run to the toilet but only had 4 more movements between then and 18:50 where I was worried it wasn’t working because I was thinking this isnt too bad… 18:55 I started dose 2 ’fruit punch’ again not awful but I’ve had nicer drinks and used apple juice/lemon squash to get it down, this took me about 90 minutes to finish because it made me feel so sick and around 19:30 it kicked in - for the next 4 hours I was in and out of the toilet roughly every 10 minutes making sure to apply sudocrem / metanium cream after each movement and I used wipes to dab/pat rather than wipe and I had very minimal pain which I had been worried about. I also needed to pee very often so it was pretty exhausting being up and down so often! I was on and off the toilet until 3am when I managed 2 hours sleep before I was awake and needed to go again - had 3 more trips to the toilet up to 7am then it just stopped although I did have the feeling like there may be more - 17 hours on and off of up and down & in and out of the toilet - I’ve had better days lol
Procedure day - my appointment was 10:50 so arrived around 10:40 and checked in. They were over an hour late calling me by which point I was an anxious mess, they called me in and took my OBS and asked if I wanted sedation which I said I did. They gave me attractive blue paper style shorts and a gown to get changed and let me know where to wait. I had an absolute meltdown whilst waiting and a lovely nurse found me and came in and spoke to me and took me to the recovery area to wait so I wasn’t alone, they put my cannula in and had a chat and explained what would happen etc then the doctor came in & went over everything with me. I was still sobbing at this point so they asked if I wanted to wait or was I happy to go in, I decided to just get it over with. They wheeled me in to the room and had me lay on my left side and put the sedation in. The doctor had warned me it would be painful as they get round the first bend and they weren’t wrong, I found it very painful but they upped the meds and it didn’t last too long. It felt like I was only in there about 10 minutes but it was actually about 30, it hurt a little on the way out again but nothing major and the all clear was given, no biopsies needed and only some hemorrhoids found. Was taken to recovery and given a drink and some biscuits, ended up having to stay longer due to issues with my blood pressure and heart rate but after an hour I was fine and allowed to go home where I had a 3 hour nap!
I did have a few issues with pain after, every time I ate I would get awful pains, this settled after about a week.
My top tips:
Make sure prep is cold & use a straw and have something to take the taste away after
Dab/pat with wipes and not toilet roll
Wrap up, I was freezing after starting the prep (dressing gown, blanket, hot water bottle and had the heating on)
Use Vaseline/sudocrem/mentanium before the toilet trips start. This saved pretty much all the pain!
Stay close to the toilet, the urge to go hits without warning and you need to go instantly. Do not wait, I was about 5 steps from the toilet and still only just made it a couple of times!
Ice lollies/Jelly (avoiding the restricted colours) were a lifesaver when I was so thirsty no amount of drinking was helping
DO NOT TRUST A FART!!
Overall, not the nicest thing to do but it was manageable. It became annoying at the end rather than unbearable. But I got it done and it’s so important to do!
I apologise this is so long, if you made it to the end thanks for reading and I hope it helps even just one person. Good luck ☺️