Secret spy agents…
Secret spy agent school, super secret training.
After lots of training and tests, the school was finally down to three recruits.
They pull the first recruit into a room by himself.
“Okay recruit, you are down to the last and final test. Your wife is in the next room, here is a gun, we want you to kill her.” The tester then sets a gun on the table.
“What?!! I cant kill my wife. I love her so much. Im sorry.” He goes into the room, gets his wife, and they both leave. They then bring in the next guy.
“Okay last and final test, to test your loyalty. Here is a gun, your wife is in the next room. We want you to kill her.” He picks up the gun, sits there for a minute and slowly puts it back on the table.
“Im sorry, I can’t do this.” He goes into the next room and gets his wife and they both leave.
Finally they bring in the last guy.
“Okay last and final test, it’s down to you and only you. Here is a gun, your wife is in the next room. We want you to kill her.” He looks at them like they are crazy and stands up. He takes a few steps towards the door and lowers his head.
“This has always been my dream job. Ever since I was a kid, I have always wanted to be a spy.”
He goes to the table, picks up the gun, and stuffs it in the back of his pants. Slowly he walks into the next room. It is quiet for about fifteen minutes then all of the sudden…
BANG BANG BANG!!
There is a loud scuffle, a woman screams, glass breaks, more loud noises, and then silence…
About five minutes later the guy comes out of the room, hair all messed up, sweaty, shirt untucked ripped and bloody.
“What happened?!” The trainers scream? Throwing the gun on the table the cadet yells back.
“Well some asshole filled the gun with blanks, so I had to strangle the bitch!”