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Image 1 — Presenting the inaugural r/Cranford March Madness of Bars/Restaurants champion for 2026: Riverside Tavern
Image 2 — Presenting the inaugural r/Cranford March Madness of Bars/Restaurants champion for 2026: Riverside Tavern

Presenting the inaugural r/Cranford March Madness of Bars/Restaurants champion for 2026: Riverside Tavern

Thanks to all who have participated in both the final round of voting, as well as in previous rounds over the past couple months!

We have officially determined a winner of the Chomp-ionship Matchup between our top two establishments as voted on by the good people of r/Cranford - our final showdown pitted two longtime local legends in the Cranford culinary scene against each other, both equally worthy and deserving of victory and praise in their own right, but as the famous documentary The Highlander goes: "There can be only one!"

Without further ado, and by a margin of just ONE vote out of dozens cast, The Riverside Inn (aka "The Dive") has just barely edged out The Cranford Hotel to be crowned r/Cranford's inaugural March Madness of Bars/Restaurants for 2026.

To many, its probably not a shock that Riverside Inn won - its one of only a few actual bars in Cranford proper itself, a fun historic origin story as a speakeasy in a flower shop basement during prohibition, and regularly receives good press for both its food and quintessential "dive bar" atmosphere. You can even buy wooden collectables of the place on Etsy (and apparently the Cranford Hotel too). To me, it is a shame to have to pick only one of the two places as I love both - but if Cranford Hotel had to lose to someone, it at least lost to a worthy opponent IMO.

I'll be adding a fun sidebar image soon highlighting our new Champion.

Thanks to everyone for participating - this was fun to do and a great way to engage more people on here. Feel free to suggest other fun activities and improvements we can do on here as well!

u/Juicey_J_Hammerman — 3 days ago
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Hello, I have a question regarding an unfortunate situation my fiancée and I went through yesterday in downtown Cranford. We were leaving a parking garage from around the 3rd floor, and behind us was a maybe 14/15 year old boy on a very expensive electric bike. He tried to pass our car but since we were almost down to the first level, we did not let him, he was also very close to our car so we got nervous and just kept driving.

When we got to the first floor, he stopped in front of our car, impeding us from leaving the garage. My fiancée rolled down his window and asked if the boy was okay, and he just stood there. In a few seconds, around 4 other teenage boys pulled up, also riding expensive electric bikes and all of them had on face coverings, those beanies that only show their eyes, almost as if they went out that day looking for trouble. They started harassing us, we did not react at all since we figured they just wanted the attention. They started asking to fight my fiancee, calling him names, threatening to break his headlight, touching his car. He kept his cool the entire time, and I told one of them to move and that no one was laughing at this. They started mocking that sentence and screaming “go home kid, no one is laughing”, which again, we did not give them a reaction.

They finally moved from the front of our car, and we got to a red light right by the garage, and they again surrounded our car and kept doing the same thing. I told my fiancée to just drive as the light had been green for some time and they wouldn’t let us go, but when he started driving and almost tapped one of their bikes, they finally moved. They kept driving us for a bit, saying insults at our car window, but we eventually lost them.

I no longer feel safe in a community that is already so expensive to live in, with privileged kids who likely get no consequences to their actions at home running around threatening people who just want to go on about their day.

My question is, if this happens again (we are in that area everyday), what are our rights? If they start touching our car and threatening, what can/should we do? Their faces were not visible, and they clearly wanted attention, but this is not okay. I also worry the authorities will not do anything considering the demographics/social status of these boys, and I’m just anxious about being in that area and being harassed again, or them finding our car and doing something. Has anyone else experienced this in the Cranford area? I wonder where these kids will be in a few years, I honestly worry, this was not something me or anyone I know did for fun when they were kids.

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u/Bubbly_Limit2208 — 9 days ago

Quick write up on the first ever real estate industry day NJT held the other week hosting developers and related groups on possible interest on a few underutilized/vacant properties the agency owns that were showcased in its first ever ‘LAND’ Plan released last year.

u/Juicey_J_Hammerman — 15 days ago

NJ.com writeup on Rustic Mill closing abruptly. No news from the owners and the site is NOT publicly listed for sale.

u/Juicey_J_Hammerman — 15 days ago
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Pretty much what the title says. Came across a faded sign downtown (think it was on a Newark Downtown District signpost) that was essentially unreadable, wanted to see if there was a way to report it to the city/proper entity to try and get it fixed - figured it would be handy for other things too.

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u/Juicey_J_Hammerman — 16 days ago

Thanks to Everyone who voted in the survey from last week’s round. We officially have our Chompion-ship matchup for the good people of r/Cranford to vote on folks, and as a lot of us probably saw coming, it pits two longstanding Cranford institutions against each other: #20 Riverside Inn vs #27 The Cranford Hotel.

Check for the bracket update in the comments.

Since there’s only one matchup to decide, the Chomp-ionship voting round to crown r/Cranford’s favorite bar/restaurant will be conducted via Reddit poll. Vote for your favorite below, poll is open for the next 7 days.

Happy Voting All!

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u/Juicey_J_Hammerman — 16 days ago

With recent attention on bike lanes and pedestrian /biking infrastructure in town, it reminded me of some info** **Union County Connects sent out in a recent email update on an upcoming event to tribute a new mural/honor a recently passed member and draw renewed attention to recent efforts with the RVRR trail, as well as a summary of updates they’ve had in recent months/years.

Posting excerpts of the email below in italics with the groups’s permission:

….Working with local partners and government, we have identified and focused on 3 rails-to-trails sites within our local neighborhoods.

RVRR (Rahway Valley Railroad)

SIRT (Staten Island Rapid Transit)

CNJ (Central Railroad of New Jersey)

We have made significant progress on two of these rail-trails and one safe streets project.

We will celebrate the final portion of the Rahway Valley Railroad Mural in Roselle Park at the corner of Grove Street and Westfield Avenue. This portion of the mural will be dedicated to Allen Walcoff.

Note: Parking is available on Valley Road….

1) Our 1st success is the

RVRR (Rahway Valley Railroad)

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RVRR has tracks that traverse Roselle Park~ Kenilworth~ Union~ Springfield~ Summit

(shown on the rail map [second photo] in orange) 

We helped Union County secured $1.5M in grant funding and have continued to work closely with Union County Engineers to follow the progress and design approach.

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We collaborated with Union County and created the timeline [third photo] to communicate progress and expectations.

2) Our 2nd success is the SIRT (Staten Island Rapid Transit)

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SIRT has tracks that traverse Elizabeth ~ Roselle ~ Cranford

(shown [on the rail map in second photo] in blue)

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We have helped secure $1.2M** **in grant funding and work with the Borough of Roselle to follow their progress and design direction.

3) Our 3rd success is the rerouting of the East Coast Greenway (ECG) and advocating to include bike lanes in these plans

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For years, UCC has advocated for rerouting the East Coast Greenwaythrough the historic midtown Elizabeth via the Elizabeth River Trail to the Goethals bridge.

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We have hosted several events like escorting Shan Riggs (the first person to ever run the length of the greenway along our proposed route) and bringing county officials together with ECG state leaders to advance this vision.

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As a result of this advocacy, Union County was awarded $1 Million to connect Cranford to the Goethals Bridge via the ECG!

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The new route [4th photo] will feature the first protected bike lanes in the whole county as well as the first bike lanes on a county road!  

A landmark moment in Union County transportation history that UCC has been involved with every step of the way!

Note:  “Alignment” in this context means different segments….

u/Juicey_J_Hammerman — 23 days ago

Don't be fooled by the pun folks, this might be the 'Full Four', but hope you saved room for more matchups!

Voting for the Full Four (semi-final) matchups are now live! Click here to vote via Google Form or at the URL below from now through 11:59:00 PM EDT Sunday April 26, 2026,

Full Four Google Form Link: https://forms.gle/U8hNEQ779vWLqryg7

Thanks to everyone who voted in the Entree Eight Round over the last week. With results tallied from that survey, I present to you our semifinal rounds, both of which featuring dominant local heavyweights going against competitors that narrowly prevailed over their most recent opponents.

  • In the Battle of the Bars: The Thirsty Turtle just barely edged out Ye Olde Rathskeller Tavern by a single vote! They are set represent the Centennial Village neighborhood and will take on dive-bar mainstay Riverside Tavern, who themselves defeated Vine & Oak by a vote margin of nearly 8-1! 
  • Meanwhile in a clash of Asian restaurants in town, Wasai Bistro edged out Mr Bin Sushi & Grill by just 1 vote as well, and will take on another dominating Cranford institution: The Cranford Hotel, which emerged victorious over fellow downtown staple Oasis with over 75% of the votes in that matchup.

 

The winners of both matchups above will advance to our Chomp-ionship round, which will be decided via a weeklong poll on r/Cranford. 

Voting is same as before, but this time, not all questions are required - this decision was made based on feedback from participants. Thanks for participating! Feel free to share, and keep the suggestions coming! 

u/Juicey_J_Hammerman — 25 days ago