u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

I want to go to Eddie Bauer to procure an outdoor vest, as my mischievous feline companion micturated upon mine, but I'm absolutely aghast at the thought of coming face-to-face with the regular ruffians holding the once-beloved shopping center hostage. What is the best time to go to avoid any skullduggery?

Additionally, how many firearms does the local constabulary recommend one takes along when entering this lawless wasteland for one's personal protection?

I mean, I'm fine with ads on the TV broadcast, and on the radio broadcast, and on the exterior of the arena, and on the interior of the arena, and on the boards all around the ice, and on the ice, and on the shovels they use to scrape the ice during commercial breaks, and on the zamboni, and on the jumbotron, and on the items floating down from the rafters between plays, and on the Cialis presents the Mike Barney Nissan Intermission Report, and on the towels the team gives out at the games, and on the towels the teams use, and on the players' helmets, but not on the jerseys—no sir, that's a bridge too far.