u/Huzaifa_69420

I am so alone and so lonely. I haven't made a single friend since I graduated high school over 2 years ago. I am about to finish my first year of engineering.

I have come to the conclusion that in order to fix my life, I must betray my country.

I am ready to sell state secrets to the Supreme Leader of Iran, Kim Jong Un Supreme Lead of Korea, President Putin of USSR, or Supreme Xi Jinping of China, all I ask in return is a kind and caring Persian, Russian, Korean, or Chinese woman who will love me for who I am. I don't care if she is just using me. I am ready to be honey potted.

Here is what I offer: I currently work at McDonalds, I am ready to share the recipe of the Big Mac. With my experience I could get a job at KFC or even Coca Cola. These trade secrets are essentially unlimited revenue for your country, millions of people have sacrificed their lives to protect them!

China has over 3 billion women, surely they can provide me one. I think I am quite handsome, shouldn't be a problem. I will happily take one from Kim Jong Un's harem, for I will care for her, protect her, and I will marry her <3

Lowkey I am willing to sabotage my country for the huzz. Does anyone in this forum know where I must begin?

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u/Huzaifa_69420 — 13 days ago

I am so alone and so lonely. I haven't made a single friend since I graduated high school over 2 years ago. I am about to finish my first year of engineering.

I have come to the conclusion that in order to fix my life, I must betray my country.

I am ready to sell state secrets to the Supreme Leader of Iran, Kim Jong Un Supreme Lead of Korea, President Putin of USSR, or Supreme Xi Jinping of China, all I ask in return is a kind and caring Persian, Russian, Korean, or Chinese woman who will love me for who I am. I don't care if she is just using me. I am ready to be honey potted.

Here is what I offer: I currently work at McDonalds, I am ready to share the recipe of the Big Mac. With my experience I could get a job at KFC or even Coca Cola. These trade secrets are essentially unlimited revenue for your country, millions of people have sacrificed their lives to protect them!

China has over 3 billion women, surely they can provide me one. I think I am quite handsome, shouldn't be a problem. I will happily take one from Kim Jong Un's harem, for I will care for her, protect her, and I will marry her <3

Lowkey I am willing to sabotage my country for the huzz. Does anyone in this forum know where I must begin?

reddit.com
u/Huzaifa_69420 — 13 days ago