u/Hunting-fings

Gais! Ai moobin upz frum da shroos en meeses! Aiz gunna git da birbs!! Luk awl dem birbs!!!! Ai wool shar wiff frens.

Dean, summoffabish

Pspsps: ai fink yoo gott clik onna pishur tew sea da kool stuff

Cas needz da wurk on hims fitfayse.. but wez redy ta fite da ummm…..ump, emp, da bad gais hoos deffnitelee nawt ower pawthurs.

Frens. Sum furebers ago ai meow tew yoos bout Meowmy putz smoll soff bocks inna beeg soff kennul…den herm putz mine fud in dere. Sum ob yoo sai NO EETZ ET! Ai no eetz et. Butt den, meowmy kum wiff churu. Ai lubs da churu. Herm gib mi churu en pikmiup en putz mi inn smoll soff bocks. Iz oughkay…ai styll gittin churu.

Den! Den herm push mi dowen inna bock en closs et up! Wuddahek?!?!? Herm neber dood dis affur. Ai skreem en skreem en skrach skrach skrach at da bocks butt ai no kin git owt!

Herm putz mi inna vroom masheen en wez moobin…dis nawt natchrul. How ai bee moobin iffs ai nawt moobin?

Win herm fineullee stahp. Herm takted mi inna dis playse. Hab meeny doggos butt dey nawt mi doggo fren. En dere birbs dere en ai no kin do a chasenpownse.

Den affur meeny furebers wiff mi seeming da hole tyme….meowmy takted mi owt ob smoll soff bocks. Dere a nyse gai dere hoo gibbed mi skritches. Da laydee dere pokted mi elebenty-too tymes! Butt nawt in da borthole. Dey no bedda den tew muss wiff mine bort!

Win dat awl ober Meowmy putz mi back in smoll soff bocks, back in da unnatchrul vroom masheen en ai wuz homb. Ai gitted nuffer churu….butt styll trawmatyse.

Dis pishur mi, Dean, summoffabish, nawt abull ta kope wiff da wirl anniemoor.