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Had two rather nasty women working with me, I called them the gruesome twosome. Nasty people, went out of their way to prevent a promotion, gossiped, lied etc. not the worst people but nasty. Used to dread working the days when they were in together.

Anyway, they were chatting about how they were both on a diet. Going to some kind of gathering where they monitor weight. I don't know. Weight watchers I assume.

Didn't think much of it until another dept. left us some Easter eggs in the office. The eggs got wolfed within a few days. By the gruesome twosome. They seemingly couldn't resist the pile of chocolate. Bit harsh on the other staff who were also entitled to them like. But those eggs went fast.

So I started bringing goodies in. Going out of my way to find things which had a lot of calories. Leaving them in the office. Donuts. Brownies. Biscuits. Sweets. They would always go fairly quickly.

I did consider making my own stuff using lard but I don't have time.

Anyway, they didn't appear to lose weight. They spent a lot of time talking about dieting whilst also eating the goodies I was bringing in.

Then we all got made redundant anyway.