u/HungaryAnimal

1:1 biosphere replica materializes in digital technoland as designated ad-space for a digitalized vintage californication experience. The year is 2091.

Asian emigration into the west is at an alltime high. Latino-Gestapo patrol the streets with plasma blasters charged off of aborted fetus. Rigorous pursuit on the crafty migrants. Through grotesque plastic surgery and relentless speech therapy they are identical to the white man- this is problem. Enter the robotic mind of cyborg clone captain J-IZZ-PHARAH from the Northern Hemisphere third quadrant of Mars. Reprogrammed as a ruthless bounty hunter to administer DNA swabs to suspected "yellowjackets" and clean up the streets so to speak. Allthewhile rumors spread of an underground cabal of yellowjackets with fiery eyes set on hijacking the server station of the californication experience.

Civil unrest ensues.

Yellowjacket leader is found and brought to lady justice VIA psychic savant chinese race-traitor children located by brave J-IZZ-PHARAH, combining spirit-power while tripping ballz on ancient greek ersatz ergot to astrally echolocate location.

Cue chinese child remorse. Years pass.

J-IZZ-PHARAH is on the verge of retirement. Loose wires and rusty joints.

Addicted to cheap oil and 8-bit processors, J-IZZ-FARAH simply can't keep up with the pesky yellowjackets survivors. The badge is placed on the table. Plasma blaster unloaded and forked over solemnly- suddenly- PANIC.

Chief detective peels off synthetic plastic mask-jacket as he siezes the weapon. Wicked oriental smile- should've known from the name chief "Han" it occurs to PHARAH.

Looks like he got me. Grim acceptance.

NOTSOFAST YELLOWJACKET!

The essence of the unborn-compacted into pure energy fires a pencil sized hole through the yellowjacket skull.

A beautiful genderless cyborg with flowing auburn hair and what appears to be an ample bosom under station-issued vest has fired a plasma blaster at the bastard.

"Captain J-IZZ-PHARAH. You are being hunted by reclusive chinese psychic spys."

A toss of the plasma cannon over to PHARAH.

"You're a better shot than me. Let's hit the road cap."

Chapter 1.

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u/HungaryAnimal — 8 days ago