u/Gweltas

I know Lum isn't really involved in this. But imagine : aliens invade Earth, randomly choose you for a game of tag where the fate of the planet depends on the outcome. After that, the girl whose horns you caught (Lum) thinks you want to marry her because of a misunderstanding, which hastens the inevitable end of your relationship your girlfriend (Shinobu). And to top it all off, your circle of acquaintances is made up of people who are all more eccentric than the next, whether they're ordinary earthlings (Shinobu, Shutaro, Ryoko, Ryuunosuke, Tobimaro, Onsen Mark, Sakura, Cherry, etc) or extraterrestrials (Lum, Jariten, Rei, Ran, Bente, Oyuki, Kurama, etc). And all these people more or less hate you.

Would you have managed to grab Lum's horns ? Would you have had feelings for Lum in such a situation ? Would you have been able to tolerate all those crazy events and more or less deranged characters around you ?