u/GreenPepper74

He sits down at the bar and notices a Chinese man sitting at the stool next to him. Eventually they strike up a conversation and all is going well. After quite a few drinks, they get into a heated argument:

J: “y’know, I never liked Chinese people”

C: “what!? Why?!”

J: “because you people bombed Pearl Harbor!”

C: “you moron! That was the JAPANESE and I’m CHINESE”

J: “Chinese, Japanese, it’s all the same to me”

C: “well, I never liked Jewish people either”

J: “well why is that??”

C: “because you people sunk the titanic!”

J: “what are you on about? The titanic was sunk by an iceberg!”

C: “Iceberg, Goldberg, it’s all the same to me”