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A popular TikTok influencer left a comment on a nerd's instagram page

She wrote "I'm excited for the launch of my new podcast this Friday. I invite you to tune in for the first episode. Watch it with a friend... if you have one."

The nerd replied: "Unfortunately I can't watch the first episode due to a prior commitment. However, I will tune in for the second episode... if you have one."

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u/GreenHorror4252 — 6 hours ago
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Have you ever given the wrong lecture?

Yes, I'm a total idiot. For the first time in my career, I gave the wrong lecture. I teach in the same room at the same time, one class M/W and one Tu/Th. I forgot what day it was and started giving the wrong lecture, which I realized about 30 minutes into a 50 minute class period.

This lecture was much more basic, and somewhat on the same topic, so I played it off as "review".

Has this ever happened to anyone else or am I the only idiot out there?

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u/GreenHorror4252 — 9 hours ago
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What are the best and worst parts of flying from LAX?

The worst is getting in and out, the best is getting In-N-Out.

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u/GreenHorror4252 — 7 days ago
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I had a lovely moment, that was almost ruined because of all the negativity on this subreddit

Last year, I made this post about a guy who wanted to propose to his girlfriend in my class. The responses were unanimously negative, with comments about stalkers, FERPA, security threats and other paranoid nonsense.

Anyway I asked my chair and dean and they both said go for it. I showed my chair the Reddit thread and he just laughed.

I told the guy that I would end class 2 minutes early and he could do it right at the end. He did, she said yes, and the class clapped and cheered.

They were married last weekend. I was invited but couldn't attend since it was a destination wedding.

Let this be a reminder not to listen to all the negativity on this subreddit. We can actually treat our students as humans.

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u/GreenHorror4252 — 7 days ago