

Sliced my finger open washing a glass. (SFW)
Was washing the inside of a glass and the next thing I knew there was blood everywhere. One "AH SHIT", one mad scramble for a clean emergency sock and rubber band, and one annoying drive to the ER later, got 8 stitches and a tetanus shot.
The cut was crazy deep, they said it was a miracle I didn't hit something critical. And the glass that cut me being as sharp as it was was a good thing, since the act of being cut didn't actually hurt and a cleaner wound is easier to stitch.
This seriously sucks. I'm in the middle of moving into my new place and moving out of my old one. Now I'm going to have to deal with this for at least 10 days.