u/Glass-Wish-3929

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1. WYR go stark naked for the rest of your life OR be accused of SA and be known as "(insert name) the pickle tickler" for the rest of your life?
2. WYR whenever you make eye contact with someone you both become extremely sexually aroused for the next 5 minutes OR whenever you make eye contact with someone they try to murder you for the next 5 minutes?
3. WYR deny that 9-11 happened and your only defense is a video of the towers collapsing that has been sloppily reversed in photoshop OR deny that the holocaust happened and to defend yourself you have to hand write and publish a book called the liar-y of anne frank
4. WYR whenever you see a pregnant woman you have to smack their stomach like bongos until a child within earshot starts crying OR whenever you see a mentally disabled person you have to mimic them until they leave your FOV?
5. WYR express breast milk constantly for the rest of your life(regardless of wheather or not you should biologically be able to) OR whenever you make contact with a person of object(not conting clothing) you painfully bruise where you came into contact?
6. WYR post a picture of a person of colour on facebook marketplace and caption it "no bum deals, i know what i'm selling" OR post a picture of yourself captioned "fight me, win 10K, i'm ok with groups"?

7: WYR accidentally send your parent nudes OR accidentally send your crush/romantic interest nudes? (pretend you have a way to send the nudes)

8. drink expired milk OR eat moldy strawberries once a day for the rest of your life?