Salem District 19 - Republican Candidate - GTA Edition
Something amusing happened about an hour ago during a walk back to work downtown. I was waiting for my crosswalk signal. As soon as the cross walk light showed safe to cross, another pedestrian and I stepped into the intersection only to nearly be struck by a silver Toyota Camry that was stopped at the red light wanting to turn.
I came to a stop to avoid getting hit by the car. Upon a closer look, I noticed the driver was an older woman, angrily waving us through. UPON A closer look, I saw a large "Vote Anna Munson" sign plastered on the car door, complete with her portrait. UPON A CLOSER LOOK, I realized the driver was Anna Munson.
So Anna Munson - I live in South Salem in District 19. I won't be voting for you. Everyone makes mistakes behind the wheel, but your angry reaction to people inconveniencing you reveals your character. This interaction wasn't a mistake. We were in your way. Part of me wants to say you were driving like this because you really needed to poop, but my guess is you're just a poop.
Also, maybe don't drive a car with your name and face on the side if you're that kind of driver.