u/Gil-Gandel

Oh well. It's not the end of the world.

But I'm not saying another word until my lawyer gets here.

Because the sea weed.

"If you build it, they will come."

His father Samsonite was even more of a hard case.

I'll be standing in the kitchen going "now, what did I come in here after?".

He said "I like my girlfriends like I like my whisky: fourteen years old and mixed up with coke".

I was disgusted.

I thought I'd taught him to respect good Scotch.

The man next to me is waiting to have a musket wound treated.