u/GiborDesign

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Went on a date with woman and, after some chatting, I asked what she did for a living. She replied that she was a content creator on You Tube.

I said, "Must be nice knowing you're satisfied with the videos you make."

u/GiborDesign — 27 minutes ago

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Welches ist die erfolgreichste Geflügel-Musikgruppe?

Gans n' Roses

u/GiborDesign — 15 hours ago

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King Lewis XVI.: "What the heck is this machine?"

Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, inventor of the guillotine: "That's the latest cutting edge technology!"

u/GiborDesign — 19 hours ago

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I cleaned my vacuum cleaner.

Now I am the vacuum cleaner.

u/GiborDesign — 23 hours ago

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What do you need to grow fungi?

As mushroom as possible.

u/GiborDesign — 1 day ago

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Not everything in this world is bad.

For example the sun is a high light.

u/GiborDesign — 1 day ago

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Our record keeper told me, that he has four full rooms filled with stuff to keep.

So I gave him an archi-five.

u/GiborDesign — 4 days ago

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Ich stelle mir vor, wie es wäre, ein Gemälde zu malen

Ist das jetzt Einbildung?

u/GiborDesign — 4 days ago

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Money is relative.

The more money you have, the more relatives seem to know you.

u/GiborDesign — 4 days ago

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What do you call a short person who enjoys good food?

Gastrognome

u/GiborDesign — 4 days ago