u/Gerry_Jay

I should start by saying I no longer live in my hometown. I moved pretty recently to a different state for goose related things. A choice I know regret.

My hometown has a large population of gooses. So naturally there were human and goose relations. Nothing of the sexual kind but serious relationships did arise. It stayed that way for years because of the fear of being arrested. (We had strict laws about sexual relations with the goose population) Eventually it happened. A goose got a girl pregnant. Because of the pregnancy, she was going to be stoned to death. Her lawyers helped her fight the sentencing because it was a violation of the third amendment. A few years later she won the trial. All while raising a goose hybrid child by herself. The goose father was a drunk and had a court order to never see the child again. Anyway the goose kid is turning 19. Would it be immoral for me call him?