r/BirdsBeingDicks

I'm at my wit's end with this: for three years, every spring/summer, this one bird attacks my car incessantly. it targets both side mirrors and front seat windows. I've seen it while it perches on my window and it just camps out there being a dick. There are other cars around but it only goes for mine (my car is white if the paint color is relevant). It also attacks the car whether I'm parked under a tree or not. I don't have the option of putting it in a garage. Is there anything I can do to deter this bird besides going through the hassle of covering up windows and mirrors with towels every single time I go in and out of the car?? I generally like animals but if I could fist fight this bird I would.

I thought you guys would find this interesting. Somebody posted a picture of a unique shirt they saw to my local subreddit recently, and traced it back to this website. I've seen their shirts absolutely everywhere since then, and wanted to share their interesting views.

I have a new magpie nest in a tree in my front yard & it looks like they are messing with the screens around the new solar panels. Has any one else experienced this?

First visitor made a mess!

We had no idea what it was until we brainstormed four days and this is the only thing that it could be